it is so simple but it is such a fun game. i find myself figuring out new techniques and ways to gain more money and ways to do different things. i have such a ball when i play this because it gives you so much to look forward to. for example, the castle, the money, the car, the bar fights and so many other things that you just want to get better at. the only reason that i dont give it a ten is because there is a certain point in the game when there is really nothing left to do. but the anticipation to get to that point is just awesome. i love it.
well i have made reviews about how dumb weed is because i was all into meth and perscription pills, but i have come to love weed again and i totally loved this flash. weed harmelss? is a fun series and i enjoy it a lot
THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE CONTAINS THE STATEMENTS OF AN ANGRY SCHIZOPHRENIC PENGUIN: hello, sir. I am a penguin and i thought i would share my thoughts with you.
the astonishing allignment of unfiltered cow flatulance swims in the open nostrils of sexually frutrated male transvestite penguins in latex jumpsuits. to further state my point, many frankfurter manufactures are executed beacuse of the inhalation of these fumes caused by the toxic gasses from within the cows anus. Do you agree??!! Goddamn, my naval itches! anyway, yesterday morning just over yonder, with my belly ful of mayonaise and testicle fungus, my nephew, Barlomew, was devoured by a pitchfork wielding vampire cow. I say, my good man, can you spare an oven-mit??? thank you. Back to the story!!! as i witnessed this bovine gobble up Barlomew, i came to the conclusion that my rectum was inflamed. SHIT!!!! THE VOICES!!!! AHHHHHHHHAAAAAA!!!!!!! So i pulled out a carrot-cake and rammed it into the anus of this cow. the cow replied by explaining to me that he wasnt really a cow, i wasnt really a sexually frustrated male penguin in a latex jumpsuit, and i did not have a nephew named Balomew. He told me that i was in the parking-lot of a toy store with a bag of dead catfish in my pants. hmmmmm..... maybe i am crazy. i am gonna go saw my legs off.
well the animation wasnt anything out of the ordinary. the sound was alright, but the words didnt fit the characters mouths, and the storyline was un-original, and boring. there was absalutely no humor at all. it was the kind of "humor" you see on nickelodean shows. this seemed like a plot that a ten year old spongebob fan would come up with. sorry, but this was just a bad excuse for a flash
oh, by the way, in your little lyrics subtitles you said "when the worm consumes the boy......" it actually goes "when the WOMB consumes the boy...." just a heads up.
the animation was completely crappy, the sound was scratchy and it is just a bad video for an awesome song. the only reason anyone would enjoy this is because the song rocks, but its a rob zombie song, so hey, it cant be that bad can it??? yes, it can be that bad, and it was.
the animation was bad. the sound was bad. the whole concept was bad. you were trying to make this flash random and funny, but it was lame. the only people that would ever laugh at this are 11 year old kids who think that saying "duh" is funny.
by the way people, this song is written by Trent Reznor (Nine Inch Nails) and its not written by Jhonny Cash. Cash just made the remake, which wasnt as good as this as the Nine Inch Nails version. (this song was the Nine Inch Nails version)
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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars April 20, 2008
so addicting!
it is so simple but it is such a fun game. i find myself figuring out new techniques and ways to gain more money and ways to do different things. i have such a ball when i play this because it gives you so much to look forward to. for example, the castle, the money, the car, the bar fights and so many other things that you just want to get better at. the only reason that i dont give it a ten is because there is a certain point in the game when there is really nothing left to do. but the anticipation to get to that point is just awesome. i love it.
Rated 1.5 / 5 stars July 8, 2007
not so great
i hate to diss on a juggalo, but the movie was either really old or had very little effort put into it. i love the song but the movie was not so good.
but still,
much clown love
-Crazy Faye Dante
AKA
Meth-Baby-777
Rated 4 / 5 stars March 29, 2007
not bad
well i have made reviews about how dumb weed is because i was all into meth and perscription pills, but i have come to love weed again and i totally loved this flash. weed harmelss? is a fun series and i enjoy it a lot
Rated 3 / 5 stars December 10, 2006
i am the devil. 666
THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE CONTAINS THE STATEMENTS OF AN ANGRY SCHIZOPHRENIC PENGUIN: hello, sir. I am a penguin and i thought i would share my thoughts with you.
the astonishing allignment of unfiltered cow flatulance swims in the open nostrils of sexually frutrated male transvestite penguins in latex jumpsuits. to further state my point, many frankfurter manufactures are executed beacuse of the inhalation of these fumes caused by the toxic gasses from within the cows anus. Do you agree??!! Goddamn, my naval itches! anyway, yesterday morning just over yonder, with my belly ful of mayonaise and testicle fungus, my nephew, Barlomew, was devoured by a pitchfork wielding vampire cow. I say, my good man, can you spare an oven-mit??? thank you. Back to the story!!! as i witnessed this bovine gobble up Barlomew, i came to the conclusion that my rectum was inflamed. SHIT!!!! THE VOICES!!!! AHHHHHHHHAAAAAA!!!!!!! So i pulled out a carrot-cake and rammed it into the anus of this cow. the cow replied by explaining to me that he wasnt really a cow, i wasnt really a sexually frustrated male penguin in a latex jumpsuit, and i did not have a nephew named Balomew. He told me that i was in the parking-lot of a toy store with a bag of dead catfish in my pants. hmmmmm..... maybe i am crazy. i am gonna go saw my legs off.
Rated 1 / 5 stars December 10, 2006
uh......lame
well the animation wasnt anything out of the ordinary. the sound was alright, but the words didnt fit the characters mouths, and the storyline was un-original, and boring. there was absalutely no humor at all. it was the kind of "humor" you see on nickelodean shows. this seemed like a plot that a ten year old spongebob fan would come up with. sorry, but this was just a bad excuse for a flash
Rated 2.5 / 5 stars December 7, 2006
not to bad
oh, by the way, in your little lyrics subtitles you said "when the worm consumes the boy......" it actually goes "when the WOMB consumes the boy...." just a heads up.
-_-
google "cryptorchid lyrics"
Rated 0 / 5 stars December 7, 2006
horrible
it was short and gay, and it had nothing to do with the song. vampires??? what the fuck?
Rated 0 / 5 stars December 7, 2006
horrible
the animation was completely crappy, the sound was scratchy and it is just a bad video for an awesome song. the only reason anyone would enjoy this is because the song rocks, but its a rob zombie song, so hey, it cant be that bad can it??? yes, it can be that bad, and it was.
Rated 0 / 5 stars October 29, 2006
just not funny
the animation was bad. the sound was bad. the whole concept was bad. you were trying to make this flash random and funny, but it was lame. the only people that would ever laugh at this are 11 year old kids who think that saying "duh" is funny.
Rated 3 / 5 stars October 24, 2006
i love this song
by the way people, this song is written by Trent Reznor (Nine Inch Nails) and its not written by Jhonny Cash. Cash just made the remake, which wasnt as good as this as the Nine Inch Nails version. (this song was the Nine Inch Nails version)