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not so great

i hate to diss on a juggalo, but the movie was either really old or had very little effort put into it. i love the song but the movie was not so good.

but still,

much clown love

-Crazy Faye Dante

AKA

Meth-Baby-777

not bad

well i have made reviews about how dumb weed is because i was all into meth and perscription pills, but i have come to love weed again and i totally loved this flash. weed harmelss? is a fun series and i enjoy it a lot

i am the devil. 666

THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE CONTAINS THE STATEMENTS OF AN ANGRY SCHIZOPHRENIC PENGUIN: hello, sir. I am a penguin and i thought i would share my thoughts with you.
the astonishing allignment of unfiltered cow flatulance swims in the open nostrils of sexually frutrated male transvestite penguins in latex jumpsuits. to further state my point, many frankfurter manufactures are executed beacuse of the inhalation of these fumes caused by the toxic gasses from within the cows anus. Do you agree??!! Goddamn, my naval itches! anyway, yesterday morning just over yonder, with my belly ful of mayonaise and testicle fungus, my nephew, Barlomew, was devoured by a pitchfork wielding vampire cow. I say, my good man, can you spare an oven-mit??? thank you. Back to the story!!! as i witnessed this bovine gobble up Barlomew, i came to the conclusion that my rectum was inflamed. SHIT!!!! THE VOICES!!!! AHHHHHHHHAAAAAA!!!!!!! So i pulled out a carrot-cake and rammed it into the anus of this cow. the cow replied by explaining to me that he wasnt really a cow, i wasnt really a sexually frustrated male penguin in a latex jumpsuit, and i did not have a nephew named Balomew. He told me that i was in the parking-lot of a toy store with a bag of dead catfish in my pants. hmmmmm..... maybe i am crazy. i am gonna go saw my legs off.

so addicting!

it is so simple but it is such a fun game. i find myself figuring out new techniques and ways to gain more money and ways to do different things. i have such a ball when i play this because it gives you so much to look forward to. for example, the castle, the money, the car, the bar fights and so many other things that you just want to get better at. the only reason that i dont give it a ten is because there is a certain point in the game when there is really nothing left to do. but the anticipation to get to that point is just awesome. i love it.

lol

well, i am a goth kid, so i hang with alot of emo people, and they are all totally like this. being goth is one thing but emo people get on my nerves. for those of you who dont know the difference between emo people and goths, emo means emotional. most emo kids are pretending to be depressed and they complain about how hard their life is when they havent gone through shit. although i really do like emo's, they do tend to complain alot. but whatever, goths complain alot too, including me. oh well, nice flash

not good......

well, first of all, you should have put the dance step square on top of the screen, cuz while your watching the dance step box, you cant see salad fingers dance. also, the music sucked, the graphics were okay, but thats just cuz you put salad fingers in it. plus, i dont think that anyone in the world played (or will play) this game for more than 30 seconds. sorry, it was just aweful